Dreams of Mischief: Acting Out the Background Story of Disney's Beauty and the Beast

How funny would it be to go up to random people's houses looking all gross and haggard, ask for a place to stay and when they say no, present them with a rose, say they are mean and will now be turned into a beast until they can learn to love. And if the rose dies before they learn to love, they will be a beast forever. Then leave. Once out of sight, laugh.