Favorite Quotes

Now, many of you may say I'm biased, but my husband is hilarious!! He makes me laugh everyday and I love how funny he is. Here are some of my favorite things Ryan has said along with a few other favorite quotes by others.

In no particular order:

(during a pretend fight)
Angela: You are such a zero.
Ryan: Oh yeah? Well, you are less than zero. In fact, you are what happens when a number is divided by zero.

Ryan: Don't touch my eyelid when I'm driving.

Waitress: Anything to drink?
Angela: Can I have a Diet Coke?
Waitress: Can I see some ID?
(Side note: True story - and the waitress wasn't joking.)

Voice in Fast Food Drive-Through Box: Is that all for you?
Ryan: No. It's for me and two other people.

Ryan: I'm sorry I called you Grabby McGollum-Fingers.

Ryan: What are you watching?
Angela: Nothing. You turned the TV on.

Ryan: Trex? What is a Trex?
Angela: It's says T-Rex.
Ryan: Oh so does that make my name R-yan?

TV character: Last year you spend $1000 on waffles alone.
Angela to Ryan: Let's never spend $1000 on waffles alone.
Ryan to Angela: Okay, let's only spend it on waffles together.

Angela: You pushed me off the couch!
Ryan: I didn't push you!
Angela: Well, you wiggled and I fell.
Ryan: Sorry I wiggled.

Angela: I look like a 17 year old.
Ryan: And I look like a moon of Jupiter.

Angela: Is it okay for Lily to eat garlic.
Ryan: Yeah, it's fine. I wouldn't give her a clove or anything though.
Angela: I don't want anyone in my life to have cloves.
Ryan: You want everyone to take their cloves off?

Ryan: Some men like a woman who keeps them guessing; I like one who keeps me guessing correctly.

So those are my favorite quotes. I love Ryan so much. He makes me laugh all the time!!! I hope these quotes made you laugh too. If they didn't, well, I guess you had to be there. Thanks for reading!