Hodge Podge

Quotes:

Me: Does Mike Tyson have a tattoo on his face?
Ryan: Yes.
Me: He looks like he's been mauled by a bear.
Ryan: Naw, he looks like he's been mauled by stupid.


Crazy people:

- I hate seeing people text while driving. I'm not even a fan of talking on the cellphone while driving. You know what is really stupid that I saw the other day? Talking on the cellphone while driving a manual transmission! Seriously? That requires 3 hands - one for the cell phone, one for the stick shift and one for the wheel. It was scary watching this girl drive with no hands on the wheel because she had to switch gears.

- Flipping through TV channels I watched about 2 minutes of Jerry Springer today. There was a lady who was upset because she had just found out her boyfriend was born a girl. She was yelling at him saying that he wasn't the person she fell in love with. He yells back "So gender matters when it comes to who you fall in love with?"
This is when I start yelling at the TV: "YES! OF COURSE GENDER MATTERS! THAT'S THE POINT OF SEXUAL ORIENTATION!!"

- I sometimes like to watch court TV shows. It's so sad how many stupid people there are! Today, a guy was suing his friend because she hadn't paid back money he lent her for rent. She agreed that she did agree to pay the money back (case closed - she owes him the money) but her argument for not paying him back (and for asking for pain and suffering money) was the he's a bad person and he deserved for her to bleach all his clothes. Sorry honey, you don't get pain and suffering money for knowing "bad" people or for borrowing money from "bad" people.


Random observations:
All commercials during daytime TV:
-Medical/Mobility companies
-Injury Lawyers
-Those small colleges (like EagleGate or ITT Tech)
-Diabetes control
-Insurance companies
I think they assume that most people watching daytime TV are undereduated/unemployed, injured or elderly?