Friday, September 30, 2011

Today's Edition of Funny Things Kids Say

A few more quotes from Adam (age 5) and Eve (age 3)

While combing Eve's hair:
Eve: (pointing behind her) What are those called?
Me: This is a comb.
Eve: No, those! (Turns around and points to my breasts.
Me: Oh. Those are my breasts.
Eve: When your baby comes out, you have milk??

A few days before this conversation:
Eve: (pointing to my breasts) Why do you have those?
(This girl is just fascinated by breasts and milk.)

Eve: This is My Little Pony!
Angela: You're right. That is My Little Pony.
Eve: NO! It's MY little pony, not yours.

Adam's prayer before lunch:
Heavenly Father, Jesus Christ, Have a good day, Jesus Christ, Have a good day, have a good day, Jesus Christ, Have a fun day, Jesus Christ, Amen.

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