A conversation between spiders

So I told Ryan the other day that he needed to take care of a cobweb in our house. He asked why I couldn't do it. I told him it was because I don't like spiders. He told me that it isn't like the spiders are going to know which one of us destroyed their web and then come after us. After that comment, Ryan started a fake conversation between the spiders deciding about retaliating against us. It went something like this:

Spider 1: The big guy took down our web. Let's bite him in his sleep.

Spider 2: But my mandibles are too tiny.

Spider 1: Shut up Daddy-long-leg. They should call you Daddy-bad-attitude. Where's the black widow?

Spider 3: Right here sucka.

I love Ryan!!!